Theory #1 - Sunlight
If you were drawing a sun on a piece of paper, what color would you use? Chances are, yellow. As Yamamoto, an employee at Yakamotors, was listening to Sunlight by Modestep, he came up with this theory. Sunlight is yellow. Asians are yellow. Yamamoto believes that the yellow sunlight is so attracted to the common force of the Asian skin that a constant ray of focused light beams are on the Asian people. This leads to the Asians being forced to squint their eyes at all times in order to conserve their eyesight. This theory is also backed by the fact that the less Asian blood a person has, the less yellow their skin gets, and therefor their eyes get slightly wider.
Theory #2 - Hound
It is a scientifically proven fact that canines have less cones, or light catching cells, in their eyes and therefor have a less lush color range in their vision. This leads to the canines seeing yellow, an already lush color, more than other colors. This is why many owners of dogs believe that their dog's favorite color is yellow, which they believe in by doing something like witnessing their dog going to pop a yellow balloon instead of a blue one. It is also known that Asians only see in black, white, and yellow due to eye damage from constant light beams in their eyes. If you have never heard of this fact before, it is because it's one of those topics that everyone knows is true, but never has the guts to confirm it. Therefor, it can be said that the reason Asian history usually is associated with eating dogs is because they indeed DID eat dogs out of jealousy for being the other specie that can see in black, white, and yellow.
Theory #3 - Pre Calculus
Everyone knows that one of the most important skills an average Asian learns in life is the 'Pre?' skill. For those that do not know, the Pre? is a skill where an Asian says 'Please?' in a very Asian way, making it impossible for others to not do their bidding. Also, Pre-Calculus, or Pre Calc, is a required math course to graduate from high school. Yamamoto theorizes that in Japan, the Pre Calc class is a (very advanced) math class where students strive to hone their Pre? skills. This theory also explains why the Japanese are so successful in business (Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Nissan, Nintendo,Tamiya, etc.). All they have to do is say, 'Pre?'.
*According to South Park, the Chinese have also adapted to using 'Pre?'
*According to South Park, the Chinese have also adapted to using 'Pre?'